Back when I was with Paper Crafts magazine, I would go to the CK Scrapbook Conventions and teach. Often I would go into the crops to hang out and give away some prizes, as well as share my latest Laffy Taffy jokes. (Laffy Taffy was one of the snacks the CK staff usually had on hand.)

Now, I know these jokes are sometimes juvenile at best, but there is something about reading these jokes that just makes me smile. And better yet, you get to eat a piece of taffy. My favorite flavor is Banana and I am NOT a fan of Cherry. 

On Monday, I arrived at work and discovered a bag of Laffy Taffy - from a co-worker whose made up joke I compared to Laffy Taffy jokes. I have enjoyed the taffy and of course sharing the jokes.

So tonight, I have a few of my favorites from this week (and one blast from the past). And remember, laughter is the best medicine! Enjoy!!

1. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

2. How do you get water into watermelon?

3. What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

4. What lake tastes good with french fries?

5. What do you call a cow with a twitch? (this is my all time favorite Laffy Taffy joke and the only one I can recall from memory)

Scroll down for the answers, but try and guess first.


1. A "pouch" potato
2. Plant it in the spring!
3. Buck teeth!!! (now you're really laughing, aren't you??)
4. Great Salt Lake (in honor of my state of residence)
5. Beef jerky (you were thinking milkshake)

Now, don't you feel better??

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